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Legal Stuff

Intended for legal use only. Purchasers must be of a legal age. Seriously, don’t ruin this for the rest of us. More information HERE.

Shipping Stuff

Shipping costs will be calculated at checkout and are based on the size and weight of the item(s) in your order. All pieces ship from our favorite city in the world (Long Beach, California).

Return Stuff

Due to the nature of our products all sales are final. We can’t accept returns because ewww…you get it. Any questions about a product? We love questions! Just email us prior to placing your order at and we’ll answer any and all (don’t be weird) questions for ya.